About

Please State Your Name: Arnold McVicker

Now Proceed:

For the record, my full name is Arnold Lance McVicker and I work for the United States Government. I was born on July 5^th, 1968 to my mother Linda and Father Michael. Rumor has It that my father left my mother for our preacher’s wife when I was five, but I personally believe that my mother paid some hit man a good sum of money to pick the bastard off. Besides that, Living in Downtown St. Louis was a different experience. My mother was the Chief Executive Journalist for the Louisville Gazette. She was a good woman, but she was not fit to be a mother by any means.

She spent each of her paychecks buying more expensive clothes, loud perfume, and paying for the immaculate downtown loft that would later become the only piece of inheritance I ever received from her. But When I turned 18, I left the industrial St. Louis with only $1,000 dollars in my pocket headed for the coast. And after six months of drunken nights, scuffles, and cheap hotels, I decided that I needed to go back and get an Education. I winded up at Yale University thanks to my mom who happened to know the Dean. Over the next six years I become increasingly interested in the mind and why people do the stupid things that they do.

After Graduating with a Ph.D. in Psychology and a Bachelor’s in Criminal Justice I went to work for the Criminal Minds team in Quantico Virginia. I spent the next twelve years working with some very talented young people solving murder after murder and traveling the Country. Then I got an offer to go work at the Pentagon under the Executive of Crime Control James Bond. Mr. Bond taught me several things. One of those things he taught me being I can never be too trusting of anybody, even the government.

After eighteen years of working with Mr. Bond, I was ready for a change. Then a week ago I got a letter in the mail from a woman in New York City. She knew my name, my work ethic, and what it would cost to get me to leave everything I had behind. She told me if I was interested in the job to meet you here. And Here I am.